Hello and heydi-hey, comic book heads! Once again we’re on for another edition of…
In further reference to THOR #602 and our pending loss, I just gotta say: it’s moments like Thor rescuing Sif…

…this brief scene with Donald Blake and the terminal patient Mrs. Chambers, in whom Sif was trapped…

…and this chilling portent of things to come…

…are exactly the kinds of things I’m going to miss when J. Michael Straczynski leaves that comic. Y’know something, Marvel – it’s not too late to give this all a second thought…just sayin’ is all.
I wasn’t moved enough by the first issue to buy it, but this past Shipment Day I bought BATMAN & ROBIN #2, I admit, largely because of three sequences. There’s this one, featuring Batman/Dick Grayson…

Hang on…I gotta break this down so you can really appreciate the awesome.

Boom…

Ping…

…POW.
Y’see that? Did. You. SEE. That?! Even the Cirque D’Etrange’s Kung-Fu Conjoined Triplets are temporarily disabled by the awesome, like one of those baddie drones from VIEWTIFUL JOE!

That one has to be all Quitely - Morrison may be brilliant, but how do you even script that?! – I don’t always like his artwork, but I just loved that double-page spread there. And this next one, featuring Robin/Damian Wayne, I think props have to go to both Quitely and Morrison…

Combine those words with that scary-ass look on Robin’s face? Very arresting. Very nicely done.
But as much as I enjoyed BATMAN & ROBIN #2, Greg Burgas makes some solid points around the premise behind the entire book, over at COMICS SHOULD BE GOOD!
Quoting Burgas: Anyway, as much as the current regime would like us to forget it, I just can’t get “Prodigal” out of my mind.

I guess that was never meant to be permanent while this change surely is (wink, wink), but Dick’s woe-is-me attitude in this book doesn’t ring true because he’s already replaced Batman once. Gordon and the cops sussing out that something is wrong doesn’t ring true either, because Gordon already knows that others have taken up the Batman role, and he wasn’t too jazzed the first time it happened. Morrison’s writing isn’t bad when Dick is speaking to Alfred about how sucky it is that Gordon just won’t respect him (wah!)…

…but it’s just odd because Dick knows what replacing Bruce is like, and he should have gotten this out of his system long ago. It points out the fatal flaw with both “Prodigal” and “Batman: Reborn” – there’s no reason why Batman is necessary. Nightwing can patrol the streets of Gotham as easily as Batman can, and while he might not have the same relationship with the cops or the same effect on punks, leading to a spike in crime initially, once he beats the snot out of some of them, he’ll be established and everything can return to normal. Pretending to be Batman just makes people question you, as Gordon and the cops do, and as Damian does. Damian respected the man inside the suit, not the suit itself. Why should he respect Dick?
Again, an excellent point – and I’d be a lot more hung-up about it, if this were a Marvel comic. But I let it slide here, because I hold DC to a different set of rules – because if you ask me, different expectations are key as to why you should buy one publisher’s comics as opposed to another’s. If you can expect the same thing from any given publisher, what’s the point?
Plus it doesn’t hurt that Morrison throws a great insight out there through Alfred, which was my third favorite part of the comic:

Check out the "Alas, Poor Yorick" feel of Panel One. Nice touch!
And then there’s an honorable mention to the final page, because I gotta say…

Dear Spider-Mobile: To quote the eminent scholar, Chris Jericho: "DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME?!" Signed, Bat-Quad.
…this MORE than makes up for that Batmobile! BAT-QUAD, FTW!
Speaking of choosing what to buy and what not to buy…I tried reading this interview Joe Quesada gave in his latest “Cup o’ Joe” column on why most (if not all, I don’t pay attention THAT closely) of Marvel’s comics have gone up to $3.99 and after a few minutes of trying to understand the Marketing, Capitalism & Economics 101 doublespeak, I realized something…we have become the first generation of readers who actually use the word “afford” when talking about buying a comic book. Haven’t we lost sight of something here? Wasn’t one of the major selling points of the comic book was that they were fun, they were entertaining and they were cheap?
And furthermore, didn’t cheap comics encourage you to buy more? It sure did for me – heck, I took a chance on STEAMPUNK nine years ago, largely because comic book prices had yet to explode out of control. If things were still that way, I’d be taking a chance on this one, too – it certainly looks interesting, and yet who knows if I’ll actually buy it? Two or three extra dollars on the cover price is all the difference between buying and potentially becoming a loyal reader to a new series, and flipping through it in the store and putting it back on the shelves…or skipping it altogether.
I mean, doesn’t anybody realize just how big of a reason this is, as to the question of why comics have been able to hang with radio, TV, movies and video games through the decades? My point is this, comic book heads: you may not be able to afford an X-Box. You may not be able to afford a car. You may not even be able to afford a night at the movies. Even in 2009, cable television might be a luxury. But you should ALWAYS be able to afford a comic book, and you should ALWAYS be able to afford AS MANY COMIC BOOKS AS YOU WANT!
…or is it just me?
ROBOT 6 recently posted a great little column entitled “6 Comics That Made Us Cry.” A pretty straightforward and great premise that resulted in scores of comments, and I would encourage all comic book heads to go there and add one of their own. Naturally, I had one – which I’d like to elaborate upon below - HEROBEAR & THE KID.
I had to do quite a bit of searching for the following excerpt, but I think it’s well worth it. This page from HEROBEAR & THE KID #5 recaps the story thus far. A young boy named Tyler has recently suffered the loss of his grandfather…and immediately his life begins to change, well…in a manner befitting a comic book.

…Tyler inherited from his grandfather a stuffed polar bear that transforms into a live polar bear in a red cape that can fly and kick the crap out of evil, and a pocket watch that doesn’t tell time, but can determine good and evil down to the exact percentage. Oh, yeah – and his grandfather was in fact SANTA CLAUS.
Even in light of the fact that he’s already met the aforementioned superbear and has seen the pocket watch work, Tyler reacts to the Santa Claus bit in the only way you can when you get that kind of news – he busts a gut.

Nonetheless, Herobear and Henry (Grandpa’s former butler and now working for Tyler’s family) insist that they’re not pulling Tyler’s leg. And really, I think they’ve earned that trust at this point…but they do have further proof.

The middle of this chapter has a scene where Herobear and Tyler defeat the villains of the story (Monocle Man and his Giant Wind-Up Robot), and then there’s a scene with Tyler and his father, and then another scene with Tyler and his best friend from school. I’m skipping all of that because I want to get to the end of the story, and back to the mysterious gift box.
And here is where I just shut up and let the pages tell the story themselves…







…aw, crap. It’s getting to me again. I’m back in Border’s, making that face all guys make when they don’t want to own up to the fact that their eyes are welling up…


AND NOW, JUST CUZ…WELL, I COULDN’T FOLLOW THIS WITH ANYTHING ELSE IF I TRIED…

Til next time, everybody – I’m Greg Manuel, and I’m just sayin’, is all…
Any chance you could elaborate at some point on the different rules to which you hold Marvel’s books vs. DC’s? Sounds like it would be an interesting topic to explore.
I don’t think the price point matters. Comics is such a small genre. The fans who make up the buying population aren’t going to suddenly stop reading GL or not buy the Obama appearence in X-men.
Direct market slowly killed comics. And things like Henry Pym saying “its on bitch” in an Avengers comic.
Seems silly but those types of things have more to do with the demise of the monthly then $1 increase. Fans whp find there way to comics shops..if they can find one willl pay any price to see Barry Allen race back to save the mutliverse from Professor Zoom!
I do agree comics are too much, and there should be an alternative. But that’s not stopping the already low sales we see across the board of comcis.
Batman and Robin is great. And I may not be reading Thor once JMS leaves. I definately won’t be reading it if Coipel also jumps ship.
Great column.
-aris
Ryan Frank it’s kind of a fast-n-loose set of rules I’ve come up with to kind of differentiate between what sorts of storytelling moves work in the DC Universe as opposed to the Marvel Universe. Among them, I see the classic DC comic book story as something akin to Greek epic myths, while the classic Marvel comic book story might be more like an allegory or a fable. DC characters are larger than life; Marvel characters are down to earth. DC is about the emblem on the costume; Marvel is about the men and women behind the masks.
For instance, you know that saying that involves separating “the forest from the trees?” Based on what I’ve read over the course of my life, I find that the DC Universe is more about the forest, while Marvel is about the trees. That is to say the details of any given story is more important in a Marvel comic than it is in DC.
Take Batman’s origin. Since Batman first came into print, his origin has always been:
(A)One night Bruce and his parents are accosted by a mugger
(B)Mugger named Joe Chill causes the death of Bruce’s parents.
(C)Bruce pledges his life to fighting crime.
Those are the broad strokes – but over the decades, the details have changed a great deal – first, Joe Chill shot both Thomas & Martha Wayne. Then, he shot only Thomas, and Martha suffered a heart attack. THEN, he shot them both again. Bruce encountered Joe Chill later on as an adult, then he never saw him again, and THEN he encountered Chill again. Lew Moxon put a hit out on the Waynes and Joe Chill was the triggerman – wait, NO he wasn’t! When the story of how Robin left Batman’s tutelage and became Nightwing was an amicable split – wait, no…it was a bitter breakup!
For me, this has been how DC has done things since nearly the beginning – so years and years later, when DC decides that Jason Todd is back among the living because Superboy punched a wall, I didn’t worry about it so much – the important thing is, he’s back among the living – let’s see how much it screws with Batman!
Now…with Marvel, things are a little different. Because their stories build upon each other, and that’s ALWAYS how it was because up until then most superhero stories, especially DC superhero stories were based on a simpler format of, “One day, Event A happened, and Superhero B reacted to it and established Resolution C and saved the day – the end.”
In order to set themselves apart, Marvel’s comics established a sense of continuity by building from that original Event A. So whether it was by accident or not – and I believe it was the latter, myself – THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN wasn’t so much “the Adventures of Spider-Man,” as it was “the Life & Times of Peter Parker.” It was as if we were reading Peter’s life story. So if something originally happened a certain way, that is how it happened. When you go back and reference it, that is how it happened. Because it goes to the character’s behavioral patterns.
That’s why I’d get so annoyed whenever Iron Man’s origin would get written and rewritten over and over again in the last decade. And that’s why Ed Brubaker had to make sure that when he resurrected Bucky Barnes, he had to have a plausible story for how it happened. Because the details matter in the Marvel Universe. That’s also why fans and readers hated it when Aunt May was resurrected after THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #400 – it took them out of the down-to-earth expectation that was created over some 30 years of reading Marvel comics, especially when Aunt May got such a moving and plausible send-off courtesy of J.M. DeMatteis.
Here’s hoping that was somewhat coherent…:-D
I totally agree with what your saying about Nightwing as Batman. HE DID IT BEFORE. Which is why i do not care for it. I collected Prodigal. It was enjpyable at the time from what I recall… I was about 13 so correct me if i am wrong.
But why should it be such a big deal as you stated. Hope morrsion pays more atention to that later some how… maybe he will make it so that Final Crisis made Prodigal not happen….
I’m hoping that Marvel will renew J. Michael Straczynski’s run on Thor. I can’t see anyone else handling this title at this point. Anyone below the par of JMS is just pissing in the faces of the readers.
Regarding Batman and Robin #2, Morrison and Quitely rock this mother! Everything from the action to the characters in this is pure poetry. But going on the Prodigal storyline, I feel that this was something that was done way before its time. The difference between then and now is that Bruce is “dead” and not semi-retired. Bruce kept the myth of Batman up for so long, any prolonged moments of MIA panics Gotham and the rumors of his “death” has fanned the fires. So now Dick is in a no choice situation with taking up the mantle of the bat. Another big difference is that Morrison is asking and answering questions that were never covered in the last time Dick wore the cowl. So I’m gonna stay turned to this storyline, same bat time, same bat channel (sorry, couldn’t help it).
btw, on the last page of #2, I’ll bet you he was playing DMX while riding his new whip. =P
On the affordable comics front line, we need to find out what goes into every penny of a 2.99-3.99 comic these days. If its the case of what movie theaters do with their snack bar, I wanna see someone strung up by their nuts or other private parts. It’s one more brick in the wall of “why comics are not getting new fans in these days” conversation. But I’ll bet Marvel and DC’s philosophy these days are “I WANT ALL YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW!!!” So if we want real change, we need to send these fat ass pigs straight to the unemployment line and bring in new minds that think about the fans first and wallets further down the list.
Finally, thanks for posting the pages of Herobear and the Kid. I never read this book but seeing these pages just warmed my heart and brought a tear to my eye. My grandfather passed away too soon when I was in my teens. Reading these pages reminded me that he was a great part of my life I will never forget. He took me into the local comic shop and got me started into the world of superheroes. He may be gone but he is still with me in my memories and my heart. Thank you, Greg, for showing us a comic that reminds us there is still magic in the world and in the funny pages. =) Makes me long for books such as Calvin & Hobbes and Jeff Smith’s Shazam: Monster Society of Evil. These are books that can be the gateway to new readers. So long as the big guys realize that you can maintain your current fan base and bring in new ones without alienating both sides. It can be done.
Mr. Q
P.S.
As soon as she’s old enough, I will definitely introduce my niece to Calvin & Hobbes. It was my favorite comic strip growing up and it still is to this day.
I’m with you on that point, Q – a couple of Christmases ago my gf got me the Complete Calvin & Hobbes and it remains one of my favorite presents of recent memory…if not HEAVIEST present, too…
To me, the max a comic book should cost is $2.50. That’s how much SONIC THE HEDGEHOG costs, and it is worth EVERY penny. But anything higher than $2.50, to me just doesn’t seem right.
Now, regarding Dick Grayson and the role of Batman…he’s impersonated Batman at least three times – the third one was only for a two-part story: http://www.dcuguide.com/Bm/Bm_588.php
And you know, Gotham’s a funny place…In “Battle for the Cowl”, 6 months without Batman and nobody knows where he is…and Gotham goes insane in SPITE of the presence of Nightwing and Robin! But for “One Year Later,” Batman, Robin AND Nightwing disappear for a year…and their chief protector is Harvey Dent in a skullcap. Somehow, Gotham makes it!
That’s why you can’t bother with the details in a DC comic TOO much…cuz they’ve always rolled this way. Just go with it or you’ll make yourself nuts!
And I just have to add…I only hope that Mike Kunkel’s work on BILLY BATSON & THE MAGIC OF SHAZAM! will eventually lead us to more Herobear. Got to have it, Mike…more Herobear, please.
Greg:
You got a point. Personally, I feel sorry for anyone trying to explain Supergirl’s history from silver age to today. O_o There is not enough Advil in the world for that conversation. And yes, $2.50 is a reasonable price for comics these days. Not sure where the whole 99 cents mess came from. Maybe Dante from Clerks was on to something there.
Mr. Q
Personally, I would want comics priced at $1.50… because that’s a price that seemingly should be able to bring in enough capital to pay creators a fair wage (and covering production costs) while also allowing fans to pick up more books at less cost.
Lord knows, it’s the reason why I picked up so many differing books back in the 90’s, as I could easily scrounge that kind of money from just change in the house… but once it started hitting $1.99 to $2.50, books I’d grab off the shelf like West Coast Avengers were toast.
I’d have no problem with a $2.50 price-tag for an independent comic (there’s a more substantial reason for it to be priced like that) but not for mainstream ones… not unless Marvel was able to prove to me every cent was needed to give creators livable income and things like benefits, ETC.
I do want to say that I appreciate the Herobear pages because I’ve been curious about the book but I will never give Mike Kunkel a cent of my money for the way he treated a fellow comic creating friend of mine. I won’t repeat the story, but suffice to say it sucks that someone who created what looks to be a sweet and sentimental story could act like a supreme jerk.
As for stories that made me cry, I shed tears over Captain America#32, by Dan Jurgens and Jerry Ordway. Although it’s overly preachy at points and has scenes that are manufactured sentimentality, the final few pages where Cap visits a dying WW2 soldier named Stanley Klein in the hospital (whom he originally saved back in the war) gets me every time. Including the line, “They gave me this Purple Heart… but if it wasn’t for you, I would’ve gotten it posthumously.” and the way Ordway drew the pain on Cap’s face as Stanley gives him the Purple Heart is just a masterpiece of art.
I know there are a few others, but this one always sticks out because I can’t help but shed a few tears every time I read it. Dan Jurgens run on that book was criminally under-rated.
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